Pliny the Elder: Far be it from me to dispute with anybody over their use of English, but don't you think 'immensely flat' is a rather inappropriate epithet for a small moth that turned out to be a lick of paint?
Me: What, you don't believe it was very flat?
Pliny the Elder: I do indeed. I am not disputing the adjective 'flat', but the adverb 'immensely'.
Me: Why?
Pliny the Elder: Because, my dear, it implies great size, and your moth, as you say, was very small.
Me: I meant that its flatness was immeasurable, not that it was of great size.
Pliny the Elder: Well now, tell me the truth, are you still happy with 'immensely flat'?
Me: Not indisputably.
Pliny the Elder: Then I am immensely flattered.
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