Being A Parrot

It's good that you're back, Roo-kai, says Gaius.

I tried to come earlier, says Roo-kai. 

You should have, says Terence. Guess what happened?

What happened? asks Roo-kai.

I got a horse ride, says Terence. Last night.

It was a clothes horse, says Gaius. 

I had perfect balance, says Terence.

Long may you have it, says Roo-kai.

Indeed, says Gaius. I wonder what's holding up the others?

I'll fly up and get the long view, says Roo-kai.

He flies upwards and sees a car approaching.

It stops in the car park.

Three people get out.

One is holding a towel. 

That one looks like Arthur.

Roo-kai flies down. 

They're coming, says Roo-kai. And they've got something wrapped in a towel.

Maybe it's the thermometer, says Terence.

Unlikely, says Gaius. Are you sure it's a towel? I suggested to Sweezus that he might buy a jumper.

Has Gaius forgotten that he asked for a toastie?

Sweezus, Kant and Arthur make their way down to the beach.

What's in the towel? asks Terence. 

Arthur unwraps it.

A double-wrapped cheese toastie, says Sweezus. 

Gaius remembers he asked for a toastie.

And later regretted asking, since by the time he got it, it would have gone cold.

But what an example of thoughtfulness on the part of his colleagues.

The toastie has stayed warm.

Perhaps a little soggy.

Thank you, says Gaius. How much do I owe you?

My treat, says Sweezus. Hey, how about this weather?

Yes, it's improving, says Gaius. We should get to work.

I have the thermometer, says Kant.

What if Arthur and me go out on our boards and measure the sea temperature out there? says Sweezus.

There's an idea, says Gaius.

They just want to go surfing, says Terence.

As if, says Sweezus. If we did we wouldn't take a thermometer.

And that's why there needs to be two of us, says Arthur.

Yeah, says Sweezus. 

Very well, says Gaius. Do you have some means of recording the data?

We'll surf in every so often to tell you, says Sweezus.

I could stand at the ready, with a notepad and pencil, says Kant

I'm here, says Roo-kai. I could fly back and forth with the data.

And you are? asks Kant. 

Roo-kai, says Roo-kai.

I was led to believe you were a parrot, says Kant.

That's only his JOB, says Terence.