Gaius pays for two weeks hire of two vintage mountain bikes, and a pullalong, plus a deposit.
The skateboard is free.
Damo attaches the pullalong to Gaius's bike.
Surfing-with-Whales lifts Terence and his skateboard into it.
How's that? asks Surfing-with-Whales.
I can't see, says Terence. Why does my skateboard have to be in front of my face?
Because you're stuck to it, temporarily, says Gaius.
What if I sit on it? asks Terence.
You'd be sitting on your hand, says Damo.
I wouldn't care, says Terence.
And you'd be on an angle, says Surfing-with-Whales.
Why? asks Terence.
We'll show you, says Surfing-with-Whales.
He lifts Terence while Damo tries to slide the skateboard under Terence's bottom.
His leg's in the way, says Damo.
That's one way to put it.
Terence hand is now between his legs, and the skate board is at an angle, due to the length of the pullalong
Continue? asks Surfing-with-Whales.
NO! cries Terence.
Right, says Gaius. I think Terence has realised that he must sit with the skateboard upright in front of his face until we can lay our hands on some vinegar.
Cool, says Surfing-with-Whales.
He and Damo return Terence to his original position.
Okay guys, says Damo. Happy travels!
Except for me, says Terence.
Many thanks, Damo! says Gaius.
He and Surfing-with-Whales wheel their bikes and the pullalong out through the door.
They head to Coles.
Gaius leaves the others outside and goes in.
He comes out with some vinegar, and a large bag of apples.
Lunch, says Gaius. We'll have it in Penguin. And also deal with Terence's situation.
Penguin! says Terence. Is that where Baby Bin Penguin lives?
It is, says Gaius. I thought you might like to stop there.
Yippee! says Terence. I love Baby Bin Penguin!
How come? asks Surfing-with-Whales.
He knows heaps of penguin jokes, says Terence.
I know a few myself, says Surfing-with-Whales.
He gets on his vintage mountain bike and starts off towards Penguin.
Gaius follows, pulling Terence and the skateboard behind him..
Terence stares at the skateboard in front of his face.
This all started because he wanted to see what the top of it looked like.
At least now he knows.
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