Tuesday, January 24, 2012

The Jelly Dialogues - Card

What happened? Are they crying? asked Belle et Bonne, when Sweezus came back.

They thought I was pulling their legs, said Sweezus ruefully.

But you weren't, said Marie.

No, I wasn't, said Sweezus. But their legs are a sensitive point. They've all lost a few. In fact I was offering them a freebie for Surfing With Whales.

What? said Surfing-With-Whales. That's way out of order! Dude! I have to make a living!

Don't worry, said Sweezus. They weren't interested. Even when I pointed out that you don't actually go near the whales.

Oh excellent! said Surfing-With-Whales. Shut up why don't you! Those little kids'll hear you.

What little kids? asked Sweezus, looking around.

Those two little girls in pink hats, said Belle et Bonne. Surfing-With-Whales has just given them his card.

You have a CARD? said Sweezus, impressed.

Yeah, said Surfing-With-Whales. In business you have to think of these things.

What's it made of, just as a point of interest? asked Sweezus.

Card, said Surfing with Whales. What else would it be made of?

Plastic, said Sweezus. Then when it got wet....

Hey dude! Good point! said Surfing-With-Whales.

Look what I found, said The VeloDrone, wading towards them through the jelly green water.

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