Counterfactuals

Kobo disapproved of stealing. She decided she had better make that clear.

dear ageless (she wrote)
sorry ageless dear about the commmas. and thankyou for prommmising to go to the museummm to steal a calcite eye. but ageless i do not approve of stealing. i was thinking mmore of learning how they work. i think a rigid lens could not accommmmodate for focal length. once the problemmm is explained (by you dear ageless) i shall ask baby pierre to get mme a prescription frommm the optommmmmetrist

the mmeasuremment of mmy aperture is four mmmillimmmetres in diammeter. according to our scallywag, who mmay be wrong because he has lost his ruler and is guessing

now agelesss, i have to tell you off. i think that you have got the wrong end of the stick about the heads and car bonnets. surely ageless the idea is to save heads, not bonnets. it is typical of you to get it wrong

and ageless yes i know about counterfactual history. i hope you are capable of understanding it. you are quite thick sommetimmmes. the idea is you say WHAT IF? to history

what if you,ageless, went to the mmuseummm and tried to steal a trilobite? what if you opened up the glass case and the trilobite, which was a big one, rolled out and smmashed you on the head? what if you had to spend the night in the mmuseummm amongst the scary bones with your brains oozing out onto the carpet? what if there was no carpet so the floor was slippery as well?

you see how it works ageless? you learn something frommm thinking counterfactually

bye bye now hurry up ageless i amm waiting

kiss kiss frommm your girlfriend kobo clamm