Apertures

Kobo was a little disappointed. Ageless remained as insensitive as ever. She had not liked his reference to her holes. And he was still so unreliable. When would he actually get round to visiting the museum? But at least he had responded, so she ought to persevere.

dear ageless (she replied),
how rude you are. don't you know how rude it is to ask the size of people's holes? well now you do. i ammm offended please next timme refer to APERTURES.

well ageless thanks for asking. i do not know the size or nummmber of mmmy apertures. so i asked baby pierre. you are right he is a little scallywag. do you know what he said agelesss do you?? baby pierre said by apertures do you mmean holes?

this shows mmore than anything, mmore than your precious mmark of the lobster claw, that if he is not your natural son he should be you are both so rude.

anyway ageless he said i had one big one and several that were extremmely smmall. i hope that helps. he also said that the big one was on mmmy underside ( but he did not say underside!!!) and that it would not be a good place for an eye. yes i could kill himmm too, and i'mmm not joking ageless.

when are you going to the mmuseummm ageless?? what is this about the university??? and firing heads at cars from yellow mmmachines??? is that what happens nowadays at universities????? it sounds like mmore like mmmythbusters to mme

dear ageless i know you are busy but i will be your girlfriend i prommmise i will kiss you do you really think i look creammmy that is nice i would ask baby pierre if it is true but it is too emmmbarrassing asking himm

and ageless do try and use less commmmmmas will you, it is very tedious reading all those commmas

love frommmm kobo clammmmmm

kisss kisss mmmm