Just Rubber Ones

Ageless did not take kindly to the criticsm of his commas. Although he was busy he replied at once.

dear kobo (he wrote),,,,,,now it is you kobo who are rude,,,,and you who are INSENSITIVE!!! ,,,why do you think i make so many commas kobo??? do you think it is for punctuation purposes???? no kobo,,,,,,,,,, it is because it is difficult to type with lobster claws,,,,,,,clikclik,,,,,sorry to be TEDIOUS!!

kobo i have been very busy seeing the heads being fired at the cars at the university,,,,,,,,, it is research week this week,,,, a human head can damage the bonnet of a car quite badly,,,,,who knew???,,,,,imagine what a lobster's head might do,,,,,splattt,,,yerk,,,,,,,,,nothing probably,,,,hee hee,,,,,,clikclik,,,they weren't real human heads just rubber ones!! tomorrow i am going to a talk on counterfactual history,,,,,do you know what that is???

you know kobo i used to think i had all the time in the world ,,,then i became your friend and you were always in a hurry for me to do something,,,,remember when you wanted me to find you,,,,, you said you had fallen off the window sill down a horrid smelly hole,,,,,because you had been laughing,,,,,,but you were just pretending,,,,

so now kobo i do not jump to do everything you want immediately,,,but i will go to the museum for you soon,,,,old ageless has a plan,,,,,, but i need to know the measurement of your biggest hole,,,,oops sorry kobo....aperture,,,, because i am going to steal a trilobite eye for you kobo,,, then i will bring it to you,,,, and you can put it in,,,ooh,,,clikclik,,,,and see me for the first time kobo,,,,i am a handsome lobster,,,,,do you believe me????

yours forever,,, creamy girlfriend,,,,ooh,,,kisskisss

ageless lobster