Suspicion

Ageless was alarmed by Kobo's letter. He was sure he wouldn't look as handsome flat. He decided to go to the museum straight away, and see how difficult it would be to steal two eyes. He could work out how to fit them onto Kobo later.

He ambled over from the library to the museum. It was hot and he proceeded slowly. On the way he amused himself by wondering what would have happened if Butler had won the war. He rather wished that Kobo had spelled it with a double t. Buttler. If Buttler won the war he would kick butts. He thought that would be very funny....for an American. For himself, he always preferred the term bottom.

He entered the museum. Ahh. It was refreshingly cool. And there was a thick red carpet on the grand central staircase. He must remember to tell Kobo. No he mustn't. Was it him who'd said there wouldn't be a carpet, or was it her? Sometimes he got confused about who'd said what.

He shuffled up to the information board. Fossils were on Level Three. He moved towards the staircase, unaware that the information officer was eying him suspiciously.