Kobo was none too pleased that Starpuss was going to be in the team. However, she had promised to put the case for Team Crustacean to the Tour Down Under Committee, in writing.
dear tour down under commmmittee ( she wrote)
teammm crustacean would like to point out that last year teammm philosophe had a FOUR LEGGED rider who was a DOG nammed farky and he didn't do too well and had to have mmany knee reconstructions indeed he has not yet fully recovered
this proves that extra legs are no advantage whatsoever if anything they are a liability
in light of this teamm crustacean undertakes that each mmember will strap his extra legs together in order to conformmm to regulations
we trust this mmmeans we will not be prevented from riding in the tour down under
yours sincerely teamm crustacean
ps as we have a dead mmemmber in the teamm as well we hope for your goodwill and trust there will not be a further problemmmm she has seven legs but cannot use themmmm so it should not be a problemmmm
Haha! said Kobo to herself, when she had finished writing. See how everyone likes THAT!
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