Final riddle, says Graceful. You, second Tartus.
The name's Shorty, says Shorty-Tartus.
Shorty-Tartus, sorry, says Graceful. Start your riddle.
Shorty-Tartus is rattled.
Why does he have to go last?
It didn't help last time.
And how rude is Graceful, forgetting his name?
He decides to make his riddle super-tricky.
Serve them all right if no one can answer.
Who am I? asks Shorty-Tartus.
We know who you are, says Graceful. What is your riddle?
It's Who am I? says Shorty-Tartus.
A rather open-ended riddle, says Gaius.
Give us one clue, says Katherine.
Can you fly? asks Terence.
No, says Shorty-Tartus.
Now we're getting somewhere, says Wittgenstein. That rules out all aviation.
It's still hard, says Letitia.
I know, says Shorty-Tartus.
Do YOU know the answer? asks Roo-kai.
Yes, he does, says Quiet-Tartus.
Let him answer, says Gaius.
He doesn't have to, says Quiet-Tartus. He only takes guesses.
Shorty-Tartus looks grateful.
Quiet-Tartus nods briefly, sensing a victory for the Tarti.
Are you a frog? asks Terence.
We've been through that already, says Quiet-Tartus.
Not with him, says Terence.
I'm not a frog, says Shorty-Tartus.
Can you eat? asks Terence.
Good question! says Roo-kai.
No, says Shorty-Tartus.
Are you a rock? asks Terence.
No, says Shorty-Tartus.
One of the ninjas jumps in.
Can you be killed?
Shorty-Tartus is stumped for a moment.
Not killed exactly. Squashed maybe.
Then you are piece of fruit, says the ninja.
Close, says Shorty-Tartus.
A vegetable, says the other ninja.
Less close, says Shorty-Tartus.
Another piece of fruit! says Terence.
Very close, says Shorty-Tartus.
Terence tries to think of a piece of fruit that is very close to another piece of fruit.
It's not easy.
Are you a grape?
No. Do you give up? asks Shorty-Tartus.
One more clue, begs Terence.
I can be peeled but I'm not a potato, says Shorty-Tartus.
We already know you're not a potato, says Wittgenstein. Why bring that in?
Because that's the real riddle, says Shorty-Tartus. I just wanted to make it much harder.
Well, he did a great job.
At last we all know what he is.
A banana!
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