Arthur is riding fast for a person whose head is still spinning.
The cliffs rear up beside him.
The sea hisses through menacing white teeth.
The sky teeters vertiginously.
A rock! He avoids it. No flies on him.
But in doing so he skids off the narrow cliff path and into a prickle bush.
Merde! Now both his knees are bleeding.
He gets back on the road.
But he has lost time.
Pierre-Louis can be seen in the distance behind him.
Arthur keeps going, but Pierre-Louis catches up.
You're bleeding! says Pierre-Louis. Did you come a cropper?
Yes, says Arthur. Avoiding a rock.
Slow down, says Pierre-Louis. Jeanne Jugan is attempting to join us. And no doubt, she'll have ointment and plasters.
Don't need them, says Arthur. I'm used to knees bleeding. I always have scabs.
So I noticed, says Pierre-Louis. Is it something to do with being a poet?
Could be, says Arthur.
I wonder if I would be any good as a poet? says Pierre-Louis.
If you wonder, you probably wouldn't, says Arthur.
Now I don't believe that, says Pierre-Louis. Let me try. It will give us a rhythm.
Okay, says Arthur.
Any advice about starting? asks Pierre-Louis.
Close your eyes, says Arthur.
That does not sound like sensible advice for a man on a bike, says Pierre-Louis.
Momentarily, says Arthur.
All right, says Pierre-Louis. You're the expert.
He closes his eyes momentarily.
And swerves off the road into a prickle bush.
Curses, says Pierre-Louis. Now MY knees are bleeding!
Good, says Arthur. Let your emotions come out.
Pierre-Louis is not in the mood now, but he feels obliged, having asked for a lesson.
I commence, says Pierre-Louis, commencing:
In unbearable pain I look back
Had I not asked for advice
Had I not followed
Had I not closed my eyes and tumbled into a prickle bush
Had I stayed
Had I not spoken to a young man on the train.
I would have avoided this torment of pain.
He stops reciting.
What do you think?
I don't much like that rhyme at the end, says Arthur.
What about it? asks Pierre-Louis. And it wasn't the end.
It wasn't?
Arthur might have guessed it.
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