Thursday, May 15, 2014

The Law Of Diminishing Returns

Captain Louttit sinks down through the cold waters of Leeawuleena.

down down through the sleeping dreamtime waters

he opens his mouth to cry out

his mouth fills with freshwater

he closes his mouth just in time

a mountain shrimp ( nameless) drifts past

he swims underneath captain louttit

he swims round and around captain louttit

and says: wugherapunganah?

are you talking to me? asks captain louttit

his mouth fills with freshwater

he closes his mouth just in time

yes says the mountain shrimp ( nameless)

are you wugherapunganah?

captain louttit has no idea

all he knows is the name of the lake

leeawuleena sleeping waters

are you? says the mountain shrimp

are you the great ocean crab?

NO cries captain louttit recovering his senses

never a crab, how insulting

a lobster sea captain from the mainland

the proof is my hat

he indicates with his dominant claw

but there is no hat

it floats on the surface of lake leeawuleena

.........

On board the Ida Clair, some success has been had with the counting.

Eighty five beetles! says Greg.

Right! says Eddy. Bring me those missing fifteen beetles and I'll let you all off.

.......

I don't want eighty five beetles, mutters Greg.

Why not? says Arthur.

It's not a round number, says Greg.

How about sixty beetles? says Arthur.

Fifty is better, says Greg.

Just give me fifteen of those beetles, says Arthur.

Greg loosens one side of the cling film. Lets out fifteen beetles one by one. As each beetle emerges Arthur squashes it with his finger.

Fifteen, says Arthur, showing fifteen squashed beetles to Eddy.

Eddy has been gazing over the railing at Captain Louttit's hat.

He feels somewhat guilty at causing an accident.

He hopes no one else sees the hat.

Fifteen? says Eddy. I believe you. Okay you can go now. Enjoy the rest of your day.


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