Escape

The editors of Velosophy are not too happy with Professor Freud's contribution.

The VeloDrone: The old prankster! What's he playing at. Paintball!

Le Bon David: A picnic!

The VeloDrone: Using us as an answering service!

Le Bon David: And where is the philosophical content?

The VeloDrone: There is none. And what is the point of repeatedly trying to prove Galileo's laws? Haven't they been proven already?

Le Bon David: Never mind that. The real point is, will our readers like it?

The VeloDrone: From bitter experience, I predict that they will.

Le Bon David: Which means....

The VeloDrone: There's going to be this beastly picnic to organise.

Le Bon David: And attend! A Paintball picnic with Professor Freud. Spare us!

The VeloDrone: I think I know how to get out of it. We'll pretend that we're going away. Better still, we'll really go away. We could say we were going on business.

Le Bon David: Yes! On business! Some research for the magazine that can't possibly be put off.

The VeloDrone: Brilliant! And I know exactly where we can go.

Le Bon David: Where ?

The VeloDrone: Trust me. I'll organise everything. Just make sure your bicycle's ready.