Wednesday, March 25, 2009

The Song of the Woolly Mammoth

I am a Woolly Mammoth
From North Siberi-ee
A relly of the elephant
As you can plainly see.

We used to live in Africa
But when we moved up here
We found it very chilly
' Bout the nose, our toes, each ear.

So we changed our haemoglobin
Before our species froze.
We are extinct now anyway,
But that is how it goes.

What a silly song, said Pliny the Elder. It proves nothing.

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