With the Passage du Gois well behind them, The VeloDrone and Le Bon David were in the middle of the main peloton, riding through the Vendee, on their way to Mont des Alouettes.
Any idea where Sweezus and Farky have got to? asked Le Bon David.
No, said The VeloDrone. But I hope they're somewhere in front.
Just then Farky came up behind them, resplendent in his Team Philosphe jersey and his customised panda racing hat.
Farky! said Le Bon David. How goes it? We thought you were up at the front.
Whoooo!! said Farky. No. This racing is hard. And Sweezus is way behind me.
Have a drink, said The VeloDrone, handing him an electrolytic sports drink.
Yuk, said Farky. Got any water?
No, said The VeloDrone. You'd better drink this. And what's wrong wih Sweezus?
He's missing the girls, said Farky.
The girls! said Le Bon David, shocked. There are lots of girls here.
He knows, said Farky. But he's missing Marie and Belle et Bonne. When we were riding along the Passage du Gois he got quite emotional, and wanted to stop for a bit. He sent them both a text and then decided to go for a dip. He's still in the water as far as I know.
Good heavens! said The VeloDrone. I hadn't anticipated this.
At that moment Albert Contador rode past, grinning widely.
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