Rumour was rife amongst the riders, after Sweezus and Violetta had been overheard yesterday. Everyone was speculating about the secret weapons, including the commentary team.
Phil Liggett: Well Paul, I suppose you've heard about the secret weapons?
Paul Sherwen: I have indeed Phil. I bet Contador is shaking in his shoes, and Cadel Evans too, after his win today.
Phil Liggett: I think we can discount the paints as a secret weapon. Any team that uses paints will be sure to be disqualified. It's Farky who'll be the one to watch.
Paul Sherwen: He certainly will. And what a colourful character he is. The only dog ever to have ridden in the Tour de France. The puzzling thing is, he doesn't ride particularly fast.
Phil Liggett: That's true. It does make you wonder.
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Meanwhile, somewhere between Lorient and Mur-de-Bretagne, The VeloDrone is ticking off Sweezus.
The VeloDrone: I mean, what's the point of a secret weapon, if you're going to blab to everyone about it?
Sweezus: Sorry, I didn't think anyone was listening.
The VeloDrone: You didn't eh? Then why were you talking?
Sweezus: I was talking to Violetta.
The VeloDrone: Hmm. Well there's no reason to tell her all our secrets.
Sweezus: I know. It sucks. Now everyone's watching Farky's every move. How's he going to get friendly with Contador's dog without people suspecting his motives?
The VeloDrone: Don't ask me. But it may not be Contador's dog that he needs to get friendly with anyway. Cadel Evans is looking pretty strong today.
Sweezus: Does Cadel have a dog?
The VeloDrone: I should say so! Haven't you heard of the famous Molly?
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