Stage Five from Carhaix to Cap Frehel is being dogged by a series of crashes, but Gustave and Violetta are safe at the rear of the peloton. Gustave is ticking off Violetta.
Gustave: I thought you promised not to bring your paints. What's this rumour I hear?
Violetta: I didn't promise. You said 'I trust you are not going to bring your paints'. And I said 'Yes', meaning 'Yes I realise that you trust I am not going to bring my paints but that doesn't mean I'm not going to bring them.
Gustave: That is excessively deceptive of you Violetta. I'm very disappointed.
Violetta: Chill out Gustave. You'll probably end up being glad I brought them.
Gustave: I doubt it, Violetta.
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Meanwhile, Le Bon David, The VeloDrone, Sweezus and Farky are riding together past some wind turbines.
Le Bon David: Look! Wind turbines!
The VeloDrone: Wonderful things, wind turbines. Clean renewable energy.
Sweezus: Yeah, but listen....
The VeloDrone: Yes, they are a bit noisy.
Sweezus: No I mean, listen, we have to talk about the dog situation.
Farky: What dog situation?
Sweezus: You know. How are you going to make friends with Contador's and Cadel Evans's dogs with people watching your every move?
Farky: Don't worry, it's all under control. I'm eating out tonight with Molly.
Le Bon David: Oh good man!
Farky: Watch it!
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