What Whoozer?

Gaius and Terence go back to the recliners.

Surfing-with-Whales looks up.

Good movie? asks Surfing-with-Whales.

No, says Terence. We snuck out and ran round the ferry.

Which they were told not to do, says Gaius.

We saw a bird, says Terence. 

Cool, says Surfing-with-Whales. How come you're so sticky?

We were sucking red snakes, says Terence.

I'm heading for the rest rooms, says Surfing-with-Whales. Wanna come? You can wash there.

Yes, says Terence.

I'll wait here, says Gaius. I'll go when you come back.

Terence and Surfing-with-Whales head for the rest rooms.

Surfing-with-Whales lifts Terence up to a wash basin and turns on the tap.

Terence washes his hands.

Face, too, says Surfing-with-Whales.

Terence splashes his face.

Surfing-with-Whales puts him down.

Now, dry your hands in this dryer while I take a pee, says Surfing-with-Whales.

Terence is too low to insert his hands at the top, so he sticks them in from the side.

Whoooozzz-thizz! goes the dryer.

My claw! cries Terence.

Surfing-with-Whales has finished his pee.

What's up, buddy?

I've been melted! says Terence.

No you haven't, says Surfing-with-Whales. Those dryers can't melt stuff.

My claw dropped off, says Terence. When it whooozed and thizzed loudly!

Let's see, says Surfing-with-Whales. Shit yeah! There's your claw at the bottom!

He reaches into the dryer to retrieve the lost claw, thereby setting it off again.

Whoooozzz! goes the dryer. Then: Wooo....erffffff....

It's broken, says Terence.

Too bad, says Surfing-with-Whales. I've got the claw. Let's go back to Gaius. 

They leave the rest room, and the broken dryer. 

Guess what! says Terence.

I'm sure you'll tell me, says Gaius, looking up from his notes.

My claw came off in the whoozer, says Terence.

What whoozer is this? asks Gaius.

The hand dryer in the men's, says Surfing-with-Whales. But no worries, I've got it.

He hands it to Gaius.

I used fish glue, says Gaius. I'm surprised it fell off.

Use some more, says Terence.

I haven't brought any with me, says Gaius.

Bumhole! says Terence.

We'll buy superglue in Devonport, says Gaius. Meanwhile, hold onto it.

Me? asks Terence.

Yes, you, says Gaius. I'm off to the rest room.

Hand dryer's not working, says Surfing-with-Whales.

I'll wipe my hands on my trousers, says Gaius. I've done it before.