Racing Metamorphoses

Steve has arrived early, as requested.

The ranger waits at the dinghy.

Where are they? shouts Steve.

Here they are now.

Gaius, David, Katherine and Arthur climb into the dinghy.

The ranger pushes them off.

Remember the photo! calls Gaius.

Good luck in the Tour! calls the ranger. I think it's great that you guys are riding for New Zealand.

Errm.... yes, thank you! shouts Gaius.

They climb on board the Bonnie Celeste.

Riding for New Zealand? says Steve. That's news!

Yes, well.... says David.

They'll do New Zealand proud, says Katherine.

When do you find time to practise? asks Steve.

A trade secret, says Gaius. Actually, to be honest, this year we haven't.

I guess you never forget how to ride a bicycle, says Steve.

It's not just a question....begins Gaius.

Just then he spots the back ends of two lobsters, protruding from under a tubular canvas, and loses track of what's not a just a question.

.....

In Auckland, they are met by an official.

We've arranged a fast trip to the airport, says the official. Here are your jerseys. There are three of them. But I see you are four. And I'm sorry, but you won't be allowed on board with those lobsters.

That's all right, says Katherine. I'm not going to France. I'm returning to Adelaide.

And the lobsters?

Baudin and Dufresne look at Katherine, hoping for clemency.

They're on their own, says Katherine. If you want, you can keep them.

The official is pleased to accept Baudin and Dufresne. He looks forward to dinner.

......

In Brest, the Team Presentation proceeds, with real people watching. 

The crowds cheer as their favourites take the stage. 

Look! Bora Hansgrohe have new black and green checkerboard outfits.

And Alpécin-Fenix are in purple and amber, to honour van der Poel's grandpa. That's cool!

Last year's winner, Tadej Pogacar, says a few words in English. He is eager to race.

Team Philosophe are looking.....older.

Vello looks the same. But those two other guys look a bit ancient.

Team Condor is presented, amid cheering.

Sweezus looks good, in his frog coloured outfit. So does Pablo Neruda. But....

Is that really Arthur Rimbaud, with thin legs and a small black moustache?