The Solution To Demonic Possession

Now look what you've done, says Arthur.

 Pastor Moon is writhing on the floor.

It wasn't me, says Sweezus.

Well it wasn't me, says Arthur. But I feel much better now. Let's go.

What about him? says Sweezus.

I don't know, says Arthur. You could call Bunny.

Can't, says Sweezus. Battery's gone flat. Let's get him a drink of water.

He tries to open the bedroom door but it is locked.

Arthur kicks the door. It doesn't open, but his knee hurts now.

Now my knee hurts, says Arthur.

He sits down on the bed and rubs his knee. Then he starts to scratch his head.

You keep scratching your head, says Sweezus. What's the matter?

It itches, says Arthur. It's been itchy for days now.

DEPART! roars Pastor Moon, from below them on the carpet.

We need to get access to the bathroom, says Sweezus, bending down and shaking Pastor Moon.

BEELZEBUB! froths Pastor Moon. I COMMAND YOU.....

Where's the key? says Sweezus. WHERE'S THE KEY?

BEGIN TO WORSHIP GOD! shouts Pastor Moon.

That's number ten, says Arthur. He's regressing.

The key must be in his pocket, says Sweezus. Here, I'll hold him still while you put your hand in.

Arthur feels in Pastor Moon's pocket, and grasps the key.

They are free at last. They exit to the bathroom.

Sweezus opens the medicine cabinet. He is hoping to find some medicated shampoo, or a treatment specifically for the removal of head lice.

What luck! On the top shelf is a green shower cap and a half full bottle of KP24.