The office of the editors of Velosophy is once again a scene of turmoil and indecision.
Le Bon David: That Stephen Hawking is a CLOWN! The square root of B indeed! Square root of Balderdash more likely!
The VeloDrone: We'll be a laughing stock if we print it.
Le Bon David: What do you mean if ?
The VeloDrone: Well, we could always hold it back.
Le Bon David: No it's too late for that, I signed off on it this morning.
The VeloDrone: What! Had you read it?
Le Bon David: Not properly. I just assumed Stephen Hawking would write something tedious and dull.
The VeloDrone: And instead he's introduced some sort of vulgar competition! I'm surprised he didn't offer a prize. A ROOT-B tee shirt to the winner!
Le Bon David: You know, that's not a bad idea. Maybe we should offer a prize ourselves. Show that it was just a bit of light-hearted fun.
The VeloDrone: David, David! Get a grip! We are philosophers.
Le Bon David: Yes, you're right. And our readers are philosophers as well.
The VeloDrone: Exactly. They won't see the funny side at all.
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