Sit here, says Bronte. Would you like a drink of water?
No, says Terence.
I need to get in touch with your parents, says Bronte.
They're not my parents, says Terence.
I must intervene here, says Roo-kai.
And why is that? asks Bronte.
This is all my fault, says Roo-kai. I'm in loco parentis.
You're a bird, says Bronte.
My parrot, says Terence.
More like an ibis, says Bronte.
I'm nothing like an ibis! says Roo-kai.
More like an ibis than a parrot, says Bronte.
Terence calls all his birds parrots, says Roo-kai. And we indulge him. It's a compliment really.
Yes, says Terence, parrots are the cleverest.
Although that is debatable, says Roo-kai.
I'm confused, says Bronte. You're a fake parrot in loco parentis. Can you prove it?
Unfortunately not, says Roo-kai. But I do have credentials.
What kind of credentials? asks Bronte.
A medal from the French government, says Roo-kai. Chevalier des Clandestines.
Show me, says Bronte.
I think Terence has it, says Roo-kai.
I lost it, says Terence.
Again? says Roo-kai.
Enough of this, says Bronte. I need to write down a few details. The kid's called Terence?
Yes, says Roo-kai. And my name is Roo-kai.
How come you've got a Japanese name? asks Bronte.
It's not quite Japanese, says Roo-kai. It's Terence's version of Ryoukai.
Got it! says Bronte.
You know Japanese? says Rou-kai.
Not really, says Bronte. But I sometimes read manga.
Stop talking, says Terence. You're supposed to be helping someone to find me,
There's really no need, says Roo-kai. Terence and I could go back to where Gaius and Wittgenstein left us, and wait there.
Are you really a Chevalier des Clandestines? asks Bronte.
Yes, says Roo-kai.
Bronte looks at Roo-kai closely. The bird does look honest.
Go then, says Bronte.
Roo-kai picks up the pot plant.
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