Baby Pierre skids to a halt, in front of the half submarine.
You escaped! says Roo-kai. How did you do it?
There was an alarm. The guards ran out. I took off, says Baby Pierre.
It was me who set off the alarm, says Roo-kai.
On purpose? asks Baby Pierre.
Yes, says Roo-kai. It was to save you.
Thanks, says Baby Pierre. But now the alarm's been set off.
Don't worry, says Roo-kai. I set it off in a different location. They'll be searching the buildings. Not here.
You are a good spy, says Baby Pierre. Have you had lots of practice?
None, says Roo-kai.
Me either, says Baby Pierre. What do we do now?
Take photos, says Roo-kai. Where's the camera?
Here, says Baby Pierre. Do you want me to help you?
Yes, please, says Roo-kai. Wing tips are awkward things for pressing buttons. But when I think about it, I've not seen your hands.
Retractable, says Baby Pierre, extending his skinny arms proudly.
Fingers? asks Roo-kai.
And fingers, says Baby Pierre. The strongest fingers in the universe.
You are a boaster, says Roo-kai.
Wait till you see me press buttons, says Baby Pierre. Shall we get started?
All right, says Roo-kai.
He looks around in case the guards have stopped searching the buildings.
No, they are nowhere in sight.
An aerial shot would be nice, says Roo-kai. We might capture the periscope.
Does this half have a periscope? asks Baby Pierre. Aren't they usually in the middle?
I suppose this is one of the things the French government want to know, says Roo-kai. How far have they got? That was one of the questions.
Half a periscope? says Baby Pierre.
Or nothing, says Roo-kai. Maybe a hole for the periscope to go in.
Or half a hole, says Baby Piere.
It might not be EXACTLY in the middle, says Roo-kai.
There might be no hole or anything, says Baby Pierre.
Even that would be valuable information, says Roo-kai. Right. Let's walk to the end of the submarine, then you climb on my back, holding the camera. I'll fly up and then slowly flap my way to the middle. When I get there, you take a photo. No, take a few. Then I'll descend. Don't drop the camera.
Strongest fingers in the universe never drop cameras, says Baby Pierre.
Good, says Roo-kai. I'm glad I've got you.
1 comment:
I love its surrealism
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