Spells

Very impressive, said Pliny this morning, folding up the newspaper. I see that Kim Jong-il is, for want of a better word, ill.

What do you mean impressive? I asked. You surely don't think I had anything to do with it?

You are wise to deny it, said Pliny. Don't worry, I shall say nothing to anyone.

Thanks Pliny, but I really don't think it has anything to do with me. He has apparently been ill for quite some time. It just happened to be in the news last night and this morning. But you know, I do I feel a little guilty, all the same.

Of course you do, agreed Pliny, helpfully. What kind of spell is it, if you don't mind me asking?

No kind! I don't believe in spells.

There is no one who is not afraid of spells, said Pliny.