AlbertE

Le Bon David and The VeloDrone are checking their emails.

Le Bon David: Look! Einstein has got back to us already!

The VeloDrone: Talk about the speed of light! And look here, David. He's signed himself AlbertE.

Le Bon David: Hee hee ! A girl's name! I told you so.

The VeloDrone: Very funny, David, but remember, he was having trouble with his buttons.

Le Bon David: Of course. We must give him the benefit of the doubt. What else does he say? Oh good, he's going to write something for us......

The VeloDrone: Let's see. The unification of bicycles and graffiti ! What the dickens .......?

Le Bon David: You don't suppose he's gone loopy do you? He must be getting on a bit.

The VeloDrone: Well of course, he may have meant gravity, or photography or photographity or even photograffiti........

Le Bon David: That damn backspace button of his! He didn't seem to know himself. Do you think we should try and give him some guidance?

The VeloDrone: Why? Which would you prefer that he unified with bicycles?

Le Bon David: Gravity is more dignified.

The VeloDrone: Graffiti is more topical.

Le Bon David: Photography is popular, photographity is wacky.

The VeloDrone: Photograffiti has potential........

Le Bon David: Yes but he didn't actually suggest it ......Hmmm.... I vote......

The VeloDrone: Too late, David! Look! Another email from AlbertE!