Stage Six is over. Peter Sagan has won his third stage. Arthur is convinced that Sagan too must have a lucky stone.
In the crash before the finish, Gaius came off his bike and now has bandages on both knees. Did he have a lucky stone? Yes and no. The stone in his pocket turned out to be Ouvert.
Gaius: Now Arthur, do you see that there's no such thing as a lucky stone?
Arthur: Greipel has got one. And Sagan too, I bet.
Sweezus: But Gaius has got one, and he fell off his bike.
Gaius: That wasn't a lucky stone. It was Ouvert!
Ouvert: I am a lucky stone. I'm back in France!
Sweezus: Why's that lucky?
Ouvert: I'm going home to La Rochelle.
Belle et Bonne: But Ouvert, Metz is nowhere near La Rochelle!
Ouvert: It isn't?
Arthur: I'll have him, if you don't want him.
Gaius: Go ahead, have him.
Ouvert: No one can have me.
Sweezus: Well said, Ouvert!
Belle et Bonne: Yes Arthur, you can't just pick up a stone and think you own it.
Arthur: What! It's just a stone!
Sweezus: Go and find your own stone.
Ouvert: Thank you, Sweezus. Arthur?
Arthur: What?
Ouvert: I'll be your lucky stone if.....
Arthur: Yes?
Ouvert: ....if you take me to La Rochelle.
Arthur: Alright, get in.
Ouvert gets in to Arthur's pocket.
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