It's the end of Stage Five. Andre Greipel has won two in a row. Arthur decides to follow him about, hoping to be noticed.
Andre Greipel: Excuse me!
Arthur Rimbaud: Yes, what?
Andre Greipel: Stop following me about.
Arthur Rimbaud: But I want to be like you.
Andre Greipel: Then let me give you some advice. Work hard, eat well, and find yourself a lucky stone.
Arthur Rimbaud: A lucky stone! Thank you, Andre.
He goes off to look for Gaius and Sweezus.
.........
Gaius and Sweezus are discussing race tactics.
Sweezus: What we need is a leader.
Gaius: I'm the leader.
Sweezus: I mean, it's not the same without The VeloDrone.
Gaius: I thought I was doing well as the leader. I advised Arthur not to eat mints.
Sweezus: Arthur! He's not a team player. He's been hanging aroung Andre Greipel. What sort of....?
Arthur Rimbaud: Hi guys!
Sweezus: At last! You're late for the race tactics meeting.
Gaius: It should have been me that said that.
Sweezus: See what I mean!
Arthur Rimbaud: Tactics, ho ho! Wait till you hear this. Andre Greipel has a lucky stone!
Gaius: Does he indeed?
Sweezus: I thought you had a lucky stone.
Gaius: No. I don't think so.
Sweezus: Then what's that in your pocket?
They all look at Gaius's pocket.
And there does appear to be something inside it.
Friday, July 6, 2012
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