Well, said Belle et Bonne, I'm adopted, so that makes me doubly lucky. But anyway, you have a famous father too.
Not that famous, said Jesus.
Are you kidding? said Belle et Bonne.
Oh him, said Jesus. A misunderstanding after the event. I guess you could say I'm adopted too. So, what's Voltaire like as a dad?
He's great, said Belle et Bonne. A little difficult sometimes. You just have to humour him.
Mmm. Same, said Jesus.
Marie came in with the tea.
Would anyone like a hot cross bun? she asked.
Yes please, said Belle et Bonne.
No thanks, said Jesus.
Oh sorry, said Marie. I should have thought.
It's not that, said Jesus. It's because I hate peel.
Then you're in luck, said Marie. These ones are choc chip.
Yum, said Jesus.
They drank tea and munched choc chip easter buns in silence for a while.
Oh by the way, said Marie, I'm following you on Twitter.
Me too, said Belle et Bonne. We love your moon tweets. They're so... over the top.
Yeah, said Jesus. I really try to let my self go. Did you like last night's one? "Full frown-faced moon breaks free of tarry custard-rimmed cloud-flake only to be obscured again by dragon's claw".
We fell about in admiration, said Belle et Bonne.
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