Old Boys

The fitting of electrodes to The VeloDrone's and Le Bon David's heads was not to be accomplished that night, however. The Baroness had agreed to dine with the headmaster of Saint Peter's and some Old Boys.

The headmaster came over.

Are you two Old Boys? he asked.

The VeloDrone gave him a withering look.

I thought not, said the head. Well Susan, it's time we were leaving.

Alright, said Susan. Goodbye David, and Vello. Here's my email address. We must keep in touch.

Thank you, said Le Bon David, taking her card. It was a pleasure to meet you, Susan.

Likewise, said Susan, over her shoulder, walking off with the head.

........

Next morning Le Bon David arrived at the office, to find Belle et Bonne looking troubled.

You'll never guess what's happened, Uncle David, she said. Someone's hacked into your email account, and sent horrid spam links to all of your contacts.

What does that mean, my dear? asked Le Bon David. I don't understand.

It means, said Belle et Bonne, that everyone you know has received a link to a porn site from you.

Oh well, said Le Bon David. They all know me......oh no!

What Uncle David? said Belle et Bonne.

Good heavens! said David. I've just added the Baroness to my list of contacts!