That's That

Victor introduced Gaius to some of the Field Geologists.

They were impressed to learn that he was the famous Gaius Plinius Secundus, better known as Pliny the Elder.

Perhaps you would do us the honour of addressing one of our future meetings, said the club president.

Better than that, said Gaius. I shall treat you all to an impromptu lecture right now. In honour of the heroic Sir Douglas Mawson, I shall first speak of rock crystals.

And Gaius launched straight into his talk on rock crystals.

Rock crystals, he said, are found only where winter snows freeze solid, and are undoubtedly a kind of ice.....

Hang on, said the president. Did you say ICE?

Please don't interrupt, said Gaius. There will be plenty of time for questions later.

The president looked at his watch. The VeloDrone and Le Bon David looked uncomfortable. Victor showed a degree of consternation.

Rock crystal must therefore be a product of moisture from the sky in the form of pure snow, continued Gaius. For this reason it cannot stand heat, and can only be used for cold drinks.....

Excuse me, Gaius, said the president, but it seems your geological knowledge is a little out of date.

Well, of course it is, said Gaius. Do you want me to continue or not?

It's just that it's getting rather late, said the president. Perhaps you would care to join us for our annual picnic next weekend at Marino Rocks? We can continue listening to some of your fascinating....err... insights from former times while we look at the geology and afterwards eat chickens and icecreams.

Oh, said Gaius. Yes, I suppose that would be rather pleasant. What about my friends The VeloDrone and Le Bon David? Are they invited?

Are they Field Geologists? asked the president doubtfully.

No we aren't, said The VeloDrone. So that's that.

Yes, said Le Bon David. Very sorry, but that's that.